History is written by the survivors.

Established 1991

Dismantled 2001

A historical archive of the
government's most disposable branch.

Presented are artifacts from their
brief existence between 1991 — 2001

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Department of the Cryptonym
Est. 1994
Pilots Club
Est. 1992
Deli Dog Tags
Est. 1995
Human Resources
Est. 1992
Department of Darker Markers
Est. 1993
Paternity Ward
Est. 1997
Ticket to Kill
Est. 1993
Nepotism Security Branch
Est. 1994
Kill Leaderboard Morale Patch
Est. 1996
Cuban Forest Crisis
Est. 1994